"oh my god. you are a total goddang goofball"
A bat in various sizes depending mostly on expedience, but more often small than large. I had some thought about being small (and large) and hope to have more. Hugs welcome (other things probably as well.)
AD (as in All Day) of @BatElite
N.B. Until I change my mind tiny means up to palm-sized and small means anything between tiny and normal.