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An 18+ instance for bigs, smalls, growers, shrinkers, expanders, uh. whatever the opposite of that one is.

This is a fun instance for fun people. For the most part, we follow's rules and code of conduct. Some of the bigger and more important points and things relevant to this particular instance are presented in the Extended Information page. But most importantly: Have fun!

What is Mastodon?

Mastodon is a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.

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Built for real conversation
With 500 characters at your disposal and support for granular content and media warnings, you can express yourself the way you want to.
You’re a person, not a product
Mastodon is not a commercial network. No advertising, no data mining, no walled gardens. There is no central authority.
Always within reach
Multiple apps for iOS, Android, and other platforms thanks to a developer-friendly API ecosystem allow you to keep up with your friends anywhere.
A more humane approach
Learning from failures of other networks, Mastodon aims to make ethical design choices to combat the misuse of social media.