I'm once again thinking about what if someone suddenly looked in my sketchbook. Not that there's no lewd stuff up to now, but...
"Oh lord what the f-Hey, these ones are in ink?"
-"Oh yeah!"
"This one's cute..."
-"Yeah, that's me collaring her!"
"What?"
...
"Hey there's dragon instead of a bat in this one?"
-"Oh yeah, that's her wife~"