silly lewd thoughts, growth, tech Show more
"a silly IoT-like cock ring your long distance partner's been teasing you with by making it vibrate, mostly; but it's been magically corrupted and you only discover this when your partner makes an off handed remark that they wish your cock was a little bigger and it actually happens >>;"
Actually that's an interesting question, it's specifically having trouble making HTTPS connections, but I can SSL into the box just fine, and HTTP connections still work.
Eugen tooted at my main, and there went my server lol
i wanna change genders as frequently as someone who's really into fashion trends changes clothes...
lewd, technomancy, excessiveness Show more
little known easter egg with your technomancer dogboy friend: hook up a garden hose to his cock and give his balls a squeeze to enable firehose mode~
cover anything and everything with an endless flow of seed, or deliberately put a kink in the hose and watch the dogboy's balls bloat hugely as they get backed up!
bug: if you take the hose off without squeezing his balls again to stop it, the dogboy will be stuck cumming until you reattach it and do so~
lewd, technomancy, a bunch of different kinks Show more
Your friendly technomancer offers the following services to his friends:
- "I want to try out a couple changes to my body to see how I like them"
- "I want to change sex at will"
- "I want every orgasm my partner gives me to be mind-blowing"
- "I want to be able to cum only when my partner says I can"
- "I want my breasts to swell when I drink milk"
- "I want my balls to be perpetually full cumtanks"
... and anything in between~
time to seek out a new pair of breastforms, I guess