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Catgirl Goddess @JTE@the.resize.club

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How to take care of catgirl:
1) Pet catgirl.
2) Feed catgirl.
3) Love catgirl.

Your catgirl is self cleaning. Please avoid threatening catgirl with water, cucumbers, or loud noises, as this may cause erratic and unexpected behavior.

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I like how I go to a party and I'm the only one who doesn't drink

but I'm also the only one who collapses asleep in the middle of it.

Benefits to being smol:
+ cheap meals
+ super cute
+ super fun to snuggle and be snuggled by your normal-sized friends
+ super fin and cute to snuggle similarly-sized friends
+ lap and bed space is practically infinite

@krissy You seem to be in a very :big: mood today. 👀

fellas: is it gay to enlarge? You're basically speaking at length upon or on (some subject) 🤔

We had to replace our table and chairs and found these lovely old ones for free.

I thought: This is perfect!! They're sturdy, they're comfy, and they're only mildly creepy.

But when we got them home, on closer inspection, what appeared to be floral designs were actually tiny people?

... it kind of makes me love them even more, and it freaks out visitors (who never notice until I point it out 😬)

An advanced GZDoom mod a friend of mine was working on for the past few months is released today. Please check a look. youtube.com/watch?v=GlR8mmKjvQ
Video featuring @catgirl as JTE.

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myaao, want a girlfriend I can inject into my bloodstream.

#ThrowbackThrusday the new Wreck-It Ralph 2 previews just reminded me how much I adored the first Wreck-It Ralph movie, it hit me in the heart in ways I wasn't expecting.

In 2012, I sat down and drew fanart for it as soon as I got home from the theatres. I love their friendship.

#mastoart #creativetoots #Disney

Huh, my mother has a pastel rainbow sword umbrella. Neat.

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Buried between the tastebuds of a world-eating Goddess.

Also if you shrink yourself to one-tenth your normal size your sleep is as good as being ten times as long. It's simple arithmetic; anyone can do it.

When you don't feel like doing the dishes, so you cash in your free pizza instead. =w=

Now, "MINIMIZE FESTIVAL" is
what's vital and in tune with the times!

There is never a time when I wouldn't rather be lewding a mouse tbh.

The Goddess.
She protec.
But also.
She inflate.